He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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