Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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