I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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