I got her a Nickelback box set.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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