So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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