omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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