So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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