Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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