How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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