i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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