My brain says no but my pants say off.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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