I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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