Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You ruined the universe
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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