Well douche your snatch and let's go!
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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