please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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