I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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