The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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