im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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