There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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