how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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