so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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