Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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