Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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