Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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