the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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