Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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