do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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