Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
my nose is crying tears of wow.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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