Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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