i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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