Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
