white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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