You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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