Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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