I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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