awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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