Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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