i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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