Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
