if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
where am i from again
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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