Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE