I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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