Do you still have your period?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
