Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I hope mine doesn't look like that
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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