My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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