my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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