but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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