It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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