does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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