i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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