You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
