I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I looked at my own cervix.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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