Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
