Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
