i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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